Pull up a chair, pour yerself a drink and try not to snore too loudly please.
It scares the fish.

Long ago in a time most have forgotten was born a tiny waif of a child

What? ...Dinosaur?! *glares* No! I did not have a dinosaur as a pet!

The waif had a bit of an unfortunate start which involved spending a few years
in foster homes until her adoption at age 6.
After a middle class upbringing, she made her leap into the world of independance headlong

This leap was ill planned and after about a decade of rather inauspicious meanderings
that included an ill-fated marriage, life took a dramatic turn.

The hubby left for greener pastures and she was left standing in the wake of the disaster
with three young children and not a CLUE of what to do with herself

Not that she had any flashes of brilliance going forward, but fate did step in
and give her life a few nudges here and there to help her along

Let us flash forward a decade or so in the interest of time and your attention span...

I am remarried to a wonderful man who has been my biggest supporter of my dreams
and protector of my heart. He has 2 kiddos from his first marriage
who are long grown with kiddos of their own.
My two oldest also have flown the coop, err nest themselves leaving us with but the one underfoot
She is on the cusp of leaping into independence herself
which will leave us with our dogs and our idle interests
Interests? Yes I have a few that I have collected along my way ward travels through adulthood.

Alright here is the not so salacious bio:
Name:Kimberly
Age: Old enough to know better...
Location: some small 'burg in Georgia
Education: B.S in Sociology
Occupation: Residential Appraiser
Favorite Movie: Singin in the Rain
Favorite Book: too many to list
Favorite Genre: Mystery, Sci Fi, Fantasy
Hobbies: creating signature tags in Paint Shop Pro,
reading, crocheting writing tutorials for Paint Shop Pro
Favorite Animal: dragons. ... really
Favorite Dog Breed: St Bernard
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kimberly.c.beach